"I mean seriously, in the post supposedly about me, you couldn't find a picture without the other kid in it to use?" - #BigBen |
You see, the really interesting development
with B in the past couple months is that…let me see…how can I put this
delicately? He’s turned into a bit of a
miniature Luis Suarez. And while sometimes, like Luis, his
competitiveness and anger drives him to bear his teeth against his antagonists
(aka J) when they take his toys, other times it’s more a matter of proximity
and availability. You know how you can’t resist eating that cookie if it’s
sitting out on a plate, staring you in the face? Well, for B, a dangling limb
or a sliver of exposed abdomen is that irresistible temptation. Whatever the
underlying reason, things are definitely getting real around here. The other
day, J implored, after scampering from the floor to the relative safety of the
couch, “Why is he trying to bite me?” I replied, quite sagely I think, “Because
he’s a baby and doesn’t know what he’s doing. He bites everything. His toys…” J
jumped in to finish my thought, “And peoples. Lots and lots of peoples!”
B’s other new fun and exciting trick
is smashing electronic toys and remote controls on the floor in attempt to free
the batteries within for potential snacking. Our TV remote has a loose back, so
he learned that smashing was an effective strategy and has now extended this
plan of attack to a range of talking toys. He’s come a long way I tell you…
And finally, changing B has always
been a major challenge (not at all like J, sorry B, get used to that). However,
I did stumble across something that did make him stay still for about 10
seconds: just enough time to get the job done. All I had to do was sing a
slightly Reggae version of Peanut Butter Jelly Time. To get an idea what this
sounds like, think of Rihanna singing PBJ Time if she was male and not
particularly good at singing. (If any of you decide to try this technique out,
please video tape yourselves and send it to me. Thanks in advance.)
Wow…I’m making B sound pretty rough
here. He’s really not and is usually very sweet; except when he isn’t. Anyway,
if you’re reading this sometime in the future B, please don’t hate me. Hey, I can’t be sappy all the time.
p.s. Happy Birthday! We love you!
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