My
favorite part about Mother’s Day in the social media era is learning that
everyone’s mom is “The Best Mom in the World!” That moniker has become the equivalent
of the ubiquitous participation award in youth sports. Everyone gets a trophy,
hooray!
Sorry
folks, I’m here to deliver a little slice of harsh reality this Mother’s Day:
All your moms are scrambling for the runner-up trophy, because my mom has a
strangle hold on the top prize.
