Saturday, April 30, 2011

Royal Wedding


In case you didn't hear, there was a wedding in London yesterday.  Michelle went...I didn't.  I invited Michelle to serve as a guest blogger and give a first hand account, but she declined.  I think she said something like, "Why would I do that?  It's not like anyone reads that thing anyway."  Fair point.

However, I did manage to steal her photos and video.

All I have to say is...all hail the new Duke and Duchess of CAMBRIDGE!  (How do you like us now Oxford...that's what I thought! Don't worry though...maybe you'll get Harry or something as a consolation. Bwahahaha!)



One of several relatively obscure pre-wedding processional shots...see the album for the complete set.
Where all the magic happened at 1:26 BDT.

Remember when the Mayberry Band brought in the ringers form Freddy Fleet and his Band with a Beat to fool the mayor?  The way they wear their hats kind of reminds me of that...like they're trying to hide something. 

Monday, April 25, 2011

Grass Court Season...

Well, it wasn't quite Wimbledon...but almost.  My very first time on a grass tennis court.  Overall, it was pretty much what you'd expect...pretty grassy. 

The scene: Centre Court at Churchill College...just before dusk...clash of the titans, me versus Blake (who is noted for her sneaky-good backhand and combination lower the roof/Soulja Boy-Crank That victory dance, which is so sly and elusive it's practically impossible to catch on camera).
Epic Clash

Great Hustle

The backhand slice...so effective on grass

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Vive le France! Part Deux

Want to know one interesting fact I learned about France during our trip to Paris…for some reason, their promotional posters for the movie Hangover 2 call it “Really Bad Trip 2.”  At first I thought, well, that must be the closest translation…then I realized the poster was in English…very confusing.  Ah, the French and their quirky contradictions…

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Taking over England (or wherever): The Grantchester Edition

So yes, I've decided to finally bring back (by popular demand) the Taking over England series with a new installment...Grantchester.  In other words, we finally poked our heads out of the whole that is our flat and didn't see our shadows.  Spring has definitely arrived...

Saturday, April 9, 2011

Hit ‘em Up


So, as I mentioned before, we did manage to complete our quick trip home earlier this week.  It was a good time…here are some random thoughts on the last week and a half or so…

-  First off, and on a completely unrelated note, it was brought to my attention that I share a birthday with Notorious B.I.G aka Biggie Smalls aka Greatest Rapper of All-Time(?)!  My first reaction was, “How did I not know this?”  If you don’t believe me, check my Facebook page…that was literally my first reaction.  My second reaction was, “Do I share a birthday with the greatest rapper of all-time?”  It’s a distinct possibility.  I love both Biggie and Tupac (despite their literally homicidal hatred for each other).  I would guess Eminem has to be in the conversation as well.  Maybe some others (50, Kanye...)?  I’m not sure…I really only listen to rap music that makes the mainstream…but I feel that gives me enough expertise to judge (I mean, I do have my own blog after all).

-  On our train ride from London to the airport, a young Jordanian (as it turns out) lady got on the train with a clattering of luggage and great huffing of breath.  She was clearly in a hurry and wanted everyone to know it.  She sat next to an older American lady.  This turned out to be a true blessing.  The older lady caught my attention earlier in the journey because she got highly flustered when another passenger picked up a dropped make-up compact and left it on the train seat before exiting the train.  She actually got up and gave it a close inspection and asked the person sitting across from her if that was just a make-up case because that “looked suspicious” (the person responded, “Yes, you idiot”)…apparently she thought it was a bomb or something…a make-up bomb. I do miss paranoid Americans sometimes. Anyway, the Jordanian and the American struck up a nice conversation.  It began with the normal formalities, but quickly progressed to a careful psychoanalysis of the Jordanian girl’s life history.  Apparently, she has the master’s degree…and still can’t find a job (shocking). She said she really wanted to stay in the UK (obviously, because as the American aptly noted, “It’s probably so oppressive there in Jordan”…I mean of course it is, they have the Islam and everything).  As it turns out, she’s had some serious depression issues…and felt the need to let her potential employers know in interviews that she was on anti-depressants.  Good strategy.   Not surprisingly (if there’s one thing us Americans do well…it’s mental health), the American didn’t seem shocked by this revelation though she did counsel that she “needed to be careful about that.”   Sound advice.  Just think the absolute genius the whole world would have missed out on if the Jordanian had missed that train…I shudder at the thought.

-  Because I’m still trying, after almost two weeks, to wrap my head around this train conversation…and I can’t help picturing either one of the two conversant playing the real-life role of perspective aid worker interviewee in my new favorite Youtube video…I’ll leave it at that for now.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Something to fill the void...

...while I'm seriously unmotivated and trying to catch up with school work.  We did successfully complete our whirlwind trip home a couple days ago.  Nothing too exciting, just lots of fun family and dog time.  I promise to post some more complete anecdotes soon.  Until then, I'm trying my best not to become the guy in this video...